Teeeeny tiny explanation as to where I’ve been! I’m sure most of you guys have figured this as I’ve mentioned studying and exams so much recently, but since it’s the end of the semester (just another week and a half/two weeks to go!) I’ve been buckling down and studying for test after test and exam after exam and completing project after project (and I’m still not going to pass one of my class x.x) so it’s kind of hard to concentrate on all of that when trying to do something as time consuming as running the blog (because even if it doesn’t seem like a lot, it is).
I don’t want to disappoint you guys or anything and I know a lot of you guys have been like “Where are you phana?!” or “You haven’t been online much recently, does that mean you’ve stopped caring about us and phan?” (<- actual message in my inbox rn) and I’m sorry if I’ve let you all down but, ya know, my future > possible relationship of two random British guys haha.
Plus there has been a bit of drama and arguing (about the whole deleted tweets thing) which just reading about adds more stress to me since it’s such a useless and petty subject honestly, and people shouldn’t get mad at people for either believing or not believing Dan’s word (my only two cents I’m going to say further about this topic, by the way, I think it’s run it’s course unless something drastic happens).
ANYWAYS! I hope you can all forgive me and bare with me only being on every few days for a while! Promise once I’m on break (for like 5-6 weeks! Eep!) I’ll catch up with everything!
Sorry once again and I hope none of you hate me ^___^
Reblogging this to here because some people only follow this blog and not my main, so here’s an explanation for you all too!
I think the actual writing was hot and the idea of Dan masturbating and then Phil helping him was really hot, but the part about it being with a cucumber turned me off haha. The writing was perfect and if it was a dildo I’d definitely be 100% behind that fic, but every time it said “cucumber” or “the fruit” (or vegetable) I would kind of wince haha
Does someone have the link to the cucumber fic?
really omg I’ll have to read it sometime
I’ve heard about that fic but haven’t read it omg hahaha
It wasn’t one of those website polls or anything, it was literally just having people send in a yes in my inbox if they masturbated to phan smut and then me tallying them all up and posting them on my blog, or else I would link you, sorry!
Omg I know haha it’s like a drug it’s just addictive because it feels so good, which is what cocaine addicts say about cocaine hahah. And oh my good luck to you with that :o
It’s disguised as a lint roller omg who the hell thinks of this stuff they’re brilliant.
I just looked it up and also found there’s one disguised as a hairbrush omg
Well I mean don’t uncap it and use the actual deodorant down there because I’m sure that wouldn’t be good for your vagina haha. And I wouldn’t suggest actually trying to like insert it into yourself or anything to use like an actual dildo because that doesn’t seem like it’d go over well, but I mean if you’re just using it as an item to rub your clit with that would probably be fine