posted 1 week ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "My friend calls a vagina 'the downstairs girdle'. I have know idea why but it kinda makes sense?? Just thought I'd share that with you... :)"

Hahaha I feel like that would be awkward to say in conversations though. 

posted 1 week ago
Anonymous asked: "I love and prefer phil bottoms. So, Thank you."

Hey man enjoy what you want to! Everyone has preferences 

posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "ok so this is going to sound really weird but basically my best friend came out to me as bi two years ago & I've always considered myself straight but ever since then I've kind of imagined me and her together.. and the other night I was doing the do to myself and she just popped into my head and I feel really awkward now and idk what to do sorry I just needed to get that out there"

Aw no don’t be sorry, I understand that feeling! I think everyone gets those kinds of thoughts about people, even when they consider themselves to be straight. 

That’s kind of why I’ve deemed myself as heteroflexible. I never really looked at a girl and thought wow I would like to have sex with you or be in a relationship with you. But then one day me and my friend started making jokes about banging each other and I was like hm… Then slowly jokes got kind of more serious and I developed a crush and was like yep. Heteroflexible. 

So I mean maybe that’s what you could consider yourself as well?

posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "For anyone who wants a vibrator but cant get their hands on one, (live with parents or something) I use my electric toothbrush. ok that might sound gross but I have two different heads, one for brushing my teeth and one for that other stuff ;) works a treat"

This works! I had a completely new electric toothbrush that I used to use (I prefer non-electric toothbrushes for actual teeth brushing) and it was a good time.

posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "I fucked my best friend at a sleep over and we haven't talked since"

OOPS uh oh that’s awkward :( I hope things work out there 

posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "Wait you don't finger yourself? Do you have toys then?"

I have a massager that isn’t meant for this kind of use BUUUUUUT I use it because it’s great hahaha.

I also do have a bullet vibrator but it’s nowhere near as strong as the massager so I usually stick with the massager.

Anonymous asked: "I live in a flat with my mum and when she cranks up the music I 'you know' the thing is idk if she can hear me or not I'm pretty silent but I worry"

I’m sure you’re fine tbh, things like that seem a lot louder to you than they actually are! 

Anonymous asked: "omg the other day my friend and i were talking about body marks and blemishes and stuff, and she pointed out that i have stretch marks on my left arm and not on my right arm (i'm right handed). She couldn't for the life of her figure out why the hell that was, and i was sitting there like "don't figure it out, don't figURE IT OUT,PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T FIGURE IT OUT". She eventually dropped the topic but omg it was so stressful to just be there like "hehe no idea why that happened....""

(stretch mark anon) sorry that was random, i just wanted to share that somewhere.. thought here might be appropriate…


I’m sure that (although it’s weird) there are other reasons explaining that naturally as well, so I dont think you have anything to worry about her figuring out hahaha. That’s funny though :’)

posted 3 weeks ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: "Get your middle finger and your finger next to your pinkie and insert it in to your vagina make sure that the two fingers not in it are dead straight the fingers in your vagina push upwards towards your g spot (it's at the roof of your vagina and it's rough roughly the size of a 50p) move your hand up and down roughly but not too rough that you will hurt yourself you may feel like you're gonna burst so take the pressure off but keep your fingers in if you do not cum then keep going-"

Make sure that those fingers are dead straight and for your first time doing this use your left hand and put it firmly in the space between your vagina and belly. And that’s how to make yourself squirt without it hurting


Well dang that was super detailed haha. Guess this could come in handy for others, because I don’t finger myself (or have interest in squirting tbh) but hey, to each his own! Reference for anyone who is interested! 

Thanks anon :)

Anonymous asked: "my mom noticed i've been saving up money recently and asked what it was for. made up some bullshit excuse, ain't gonna tell her i want a hitachi magic wand."